Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Grayson Ellis Quotes
Whatever makes you happy?
Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?
Grayson: Thanks Doc! Hottest doctor I've seen by the way.
Bonnie: Inappropriate.
(to Andy) You're really bald from up here.
Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.
Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.
Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?
I woke up in the morning and my wife was gone. I know a little something about getting left behind.
Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.
Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.
(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!
Jules, Andy, Grayson
Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.
