The Simpsons
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Now hop on my cycle, there's nothing to fear. And we shall have candy...and maybe some beer.
Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.
Marge: I feel kind of melancholy.
Homer: Hmm...melon-collie.
Eduardo: Did you hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?
Homer: I wish.
Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.
Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.
Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.
Homer: You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.
Alright, 80s party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall because I think the beef is behind that wall.
Homer: I am as healthy as a horse.
Marge: Horses only live thirty years.
Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?
Oh, why are you doing this to me booze, I drank every kind of you.
