The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Homer Simpson Quotes
Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?
Emojis! Now she's gone to far.
That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.
Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.
The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.
Well family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.
Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!
Grandpa
It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf
You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.
The power of Chrysler compels you!
Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.
