The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Homer Simpson Quotes
Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!
If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.
It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!
Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.
Homer: Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
Marge: We don't have that movie here.
Homer: Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
Marge: No
Homer: AAAAHHH!!
global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.
Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.
Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.
