Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 5)
Season 24, Episode 4: "Gone Abie Gone"
Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Happy Anni..birth..tine's...shark week?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 3: "Adventures in Baby Getting"
The Rich Texan: Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 2: "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
Homer: Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: A black hole...(whispering) I'm sorry, can we call it that?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Homer: Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 1: "Moonshine River"
Homer: You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and woman before marriage. After that it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you but you can't get it together to leave.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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