Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 10)
Season 4, Episode 18: "Khonani"
Jack: Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life, no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.'
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Jack: Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's web site, DickViews.com.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: A female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I wasn't fishing, but thanks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: My guess is that this was done by Frank, the black one, and Lutz.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: It's like on TV. It used to be you couldn't say crap, then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag. Asswipe.
Jack: Anal rot.
Liz: Exactly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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