Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Jack: He's a gay shark, like the actor who played Jaws.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: There is a gay Jack Donaghy. His name is Devon Banks.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"
Jack: I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 16: "TGS Hates Women"
Jack: Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Jack: I can see someone got to first base, which is what I consider sex with a stranger.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Jack: Lemon you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would've given you a good job spanking.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword"
Jack: Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Bellboy: What is so bad about being Canadian?
Jack: Your milk comes in bags...bags.
Avery: Your pavilion at Epcot doesn't have a ride!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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