Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 8: "College"
Jack: "I'm been a G.E. man for 30 years. And a G.E woman for one week of corporate espionage on Revlon."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Liz: I always forget you used to be poor.
Jack: Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Brooklyn Without Limits"
Jack: Those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.
Liz: Thank you Jack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "Gentleman's Intermission"
Jack: She's got just the right amount of D.I.H.C. for me. I hear it and I don't care.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: He owns the world's only giraffe basketball team, the New York Necks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Reaganing"
Jack: We are lovers.
Liz: Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "Live Show"
Jack: Why are you better looking in your memory?
Liz: My memory had Seinfeld money.
• Rating: Unrated
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