Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 9)
Season 4, Episode 21: "Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land"
Jack: I promise you this weekend will be filled with looking out windows while holding a glass of scotch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: [on CNBC's Mad Money] I didn't realize we were still airing that. Cramer's been dead for six months.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Jack: He's in town. I saw him last night at Rupert Murdoch's Twister party. I mean ... regular party.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Jack: [on Argus] He's become listless, and he won't eat any of the food I got at the crazy rich person's pet shop.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [on Geiss] We'd sit on his veranda talking about politics, business, how not to get paper cuts when making love on a pile of money.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Peacocks can live up to 40 years. Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's zoo.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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