Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 12)
Season 4, Episode 14: "Future Husband"
Jack, on Don Geiss' book Geiss Cubes: It means the book is full of cubes of knowledge. It's a good title.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Jack: You kept trying to order home massages off of Craigslist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You watched it for an hour, said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it then shut it off.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: [on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Jack: Mothers. You can't kill them...
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Winter Madness"
Jack: The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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