Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 14)
Season 4, Episode 7: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"
Jack: Kenneth's been out there for an hour telling cleaned-up Garrison Keillor stories.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: If this show doesn't work, I might as well let Banks do one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: I get it, treat her like the New York Times treats its readers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Our health costs are down because we started putting something in the coffee to stop the women from getting pregnant.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: [to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: There's a lot of history in Studio 4C: To Catch A Predator, the XFL halftime show, storage for broken copiers.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Jack: Holding up one finger to get someone to be quiet? He invented that ... Geiss also invented the abrupt conversational segue. Okay, talk about your thing now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: With real estate there are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian airport.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Jack: Lemon has a decision to make. She can either be crushed by me, or she can suck in her stomach and crawl back through the tiny hole I've left for her in the proverbial door.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: Two questions: must I live by Superman's moral code and will the woman get older?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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