Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 14)
Season 5, Episode 1: "The Fabian Strategy"
Jack: The Harry Potter theme park is a huge hit with both anglophiles and pedophiles.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...
Liz: Sandwiches?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 22: "I Do Do"
Jack: You can't delude yourself into thinking you can combine them into one perfect woman, like a Smore you can take a shower with.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [to Nancy] I wanna take naps with you. I wanna watch you watching hockey. I wanna find long red strands of hair in my overcooked pot roast.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 21: "Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land"
Jack: I've prepared a very unromantic evening. First we're going to see a documentary about female circumcision, and then we're going to eat too much Indian food.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Avery: Well, if you must know I'm on Dodecaysil, the pill where you only get your period once a year.
Jack: Ugh, we're so close to beating that thing completely.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You do not want to miss this wedding, it's going to be New York royalty: the Astors, the Rockefellers, the Sbarros.
Avery: I know Jack. You think I don't want to know what Pizzerina Sbarro is going to be wearing?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I promise you this weekend will be filled with looking out windows while holding a glass of scotch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: [on CNBC's Mad Money] I didn't realize we were still airing that. Cramer's been dead for six months.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Jack: He's in town. I saw him last night at Rupert Murdoch's Twister party. I mean ... regular party.
• Rating: Unrated
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