Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 7)
Season 5, Episode 13: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Jack: Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth, after you.
Liz: Oh Jack, that's so gay balls.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, and then you eat the bunny.
Kenneth: Isn't that just Easter?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You have me over a barrel. What are you going to do?
Kenneth: Not what my uncle does when he gets a hitch-hiker over a barrel, I'll tell you that.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Jack: It was reality TV. It can be good. It can be terrible. It just can't be anything in between.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack: Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?
Liz: Our product placement deal with Sullivan Psychiatric Clinic. Sullivan Psychiatric, you'll drool over our crazy prices.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy"
Jack: Jonathan I have asked you not to call me at home after 11...or before.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You have all the makings of a reality superstar; hair, bully-ness, delusions of grandeur, an extremely short fuse, catch phrases...
Angie: It's my way 'til pay day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"
Milton: Listen to me damn it, I'm a doctor.
Jack: Of history. In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the 60s were awesome or not?
Milton: They were!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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