Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.

Do tv, and no one will ever take you seriously again.

Do you have any idea how much paper work I'd have to do if you shot Kenneth?

Jack: Why are you both wearing tuxedos?
Sideways Jack and Past Jack: It's after six, what are we farmers?

Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

He's a gay shark, like the actor who played Jaws.

There is a gay Jack Donaghy. His name is Devon Banks.

I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.

Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz