Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 7)
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Jack: I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Jack: It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three"
Jack: Our new slogan, NBC: We have a magical horse, is testing...okay.
• Rating: Unrated
Criss: I don't understand your relationship with Liz...
Jack: She's my subordifriend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"
Jack: Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
Jack: Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Maybe we could make even more money by pretending to be nice. I mean, look at Betty White.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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