Jack: I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
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Jack: Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
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Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
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Jack: You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment, guilt, anger, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
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Jack: I'm sorry, did you just snort at our House majority leader?
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Jack: [to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?
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Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."
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Jack: [on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.
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Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
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