Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 24: "The One That Got Away"
Jay: Now, the old Jay would have said, 'I wanted to be on a lake with a fishing rod and sunshine. Not bobbing around at night in a swimming pool.' I miss the old Jay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Twelve times a year I get sausages, that's it. Now what am I going to do until June?
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: Sausage-of-the-month club really nailed it in May, but honey, no offense, they almost lost me last month with that chorizo.
Gloria: Why no offense? It's a sausage, it's not on our flag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Gloria: He thought we were gonna use it all the time, but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.
Jay: Champagne problems, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: I had botox.
Gloria: Like the ladies use for their wrinkles?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: This morning, Cam, fully dressed....
Jay: Thank god it's one of those stories.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Jay: How much longer do I have to listen to the Julia Child impression?
Phil: For as long as it's still funny.
Jay: I think the timer just went off on that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: It's the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Manny: If I'm sick, I might get the chaperone sick. And without the chaperone, it's anarchy! The buddy system falls apart; the principal of last-in, first-out is ignored.
Jay: It's butterflies.
Manny: Where?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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