Oh please, don't kill me. I still haven't tried the famous seafood pizza at Sally's in New Haven.

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.

Yes, if you don't like it you can leave. This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee.

I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert and I won't now.

Liz: Why are you talking so fast?
Jenna: Because I'm upset. Also I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ slimming pills. They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway.

Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.

It's about the party! I want to eat shrimp off an old gay dressed as baby new year.

Last night was a disaster...and not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.

Jenna: Marriage is like death. You still into a routine. You lose all the spark.
Liz: I don't know. I always thought the whole point of being with someone for a long time is to get to the comfortable routine part.
Jenna: No. Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.

And I will say yes when Paul proposes...that we make a sex tape and leak it on the internet.

Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.

30 Rock Quotes

This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!

Jenna

Dr. Leo Spaceman: I don't know how to say this: Dee-AY-buh-tees?