I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.

Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.

Oh please, don't kill me. I still haven't tried the famous seafood pizza at Sally's in New Haven.

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.

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