Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 7)
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Jim: We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"
Jim: In which movie did they realize the boss was within earshot and they just went to talk to her?
Michael: Lethal Weapon?
Jim: Then I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jim: You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Jim: Wait. We haven't gone under. We've been sold. That could mean many different things.
Michael: It's hard for me to imagine a scenario in which Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not. No offense Meredith.
Meredith: No, I get it.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: How's everybody doing?
Jim: Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.
Michael: That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus ruined the party. Petulant Jesus.
Angela: Are you serious? That is so offensive.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: You can't yell out "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.
Michael: Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!
Jim: Yup.
Michael: Do you understand you forced my hand.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: It's insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!
Jim: I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.
Michael: Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can ... I ... you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.
• Rating: Unrated
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