Cougar Town
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I'm gonna make that pale ass, icy bitch love me whether she likes it or not.
Honey, cutting crotches out of pants is not sewing.
Jules: What the hell was that?
Laurie: You're getting landlined.
He looks like that nerdy lesbian from Scooby-Boo.
Laurie: Man hands? You're stealing jokes from Seinfeld now?
Jules: Was that that Jewish guy you dated in High School?
Ellie: No, he had a huge TV show. Must see TV?
Jules: Never heard of it. No one's gonna tell me what's must see.
Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.
Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.
Get crabbin' bitch.
If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.
So all shoplifters are magicians?
Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.
