Cougar Town

Jules Cobb Quotes (Page 10)

Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
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Jules: Dear Lord. You know I don't bother you unless it's important. Except for that time I asked you to speed up my bangs.
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Jules: I own the shush clap.
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Laurie: I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.
Jules: It did?
Laurie: No, car modeling did. But it's really fun to say reading did.
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Ellie: Way to self-compliment.
Jules: I thought I snuck it in there.
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Laurie: Jules I didn't know you sponsored an African child.
Jules: Oh yeah, little Omari. He's 10. I gotta say those letters are getting a little repetitive. It's hot; I'm hungry; there's snakes.
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Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.
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Jules: Men start being needy so young. Grayson's still like that. But instead of letting him nuzzle up with my boobs I let him...nope, it's the same thing. He dives right in like he owns the place.
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Jules (to Ellie): Oh that's right. You have a kid!
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Jules: Ellie is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Ellie: The best part is you never know when they're coming.
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