(to Ellie) It's daylight. Why aren't you over at my house yet.

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

(to Ellie) That's why I love you. Because you are so comfortable in your own skin.

(to Ellie) Stop right there! Girlfriends don't talk about each other behind their backs. (Laughter breaks out)

Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.

Jules: I feel like I owe you a sorry.
Bobby: You sank my home.

Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.


Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.