(to Ellie) It's daylight. Why aren't you over at my house yet.

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

(to Ellie) That's why I love you. Because you are so comfortable in your own skin.

(to Ellie) Stop right there! Girlfriends don't talk about each other behind their backs. (Laughter breaks out)

Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.

Jules: I feel like I owe you a sorry.
Bobby: You sank my home.

Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.

Laurie

Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Take OFF the mom goggles!

Laurie