Cougar Town

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Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.

(to Grayson) I'm going to be happy with whatever you get me. As long as it's perfect and it shows how much you get me.

Jules: Grayson, do you ever think of your ex wife when you are having sex with me?
Grayson: Thanks Ellie.

Ellie: So Jules, what are we doing?
Jules: Besides cake and wine, I got nothing.

Jules: Hi Barb, what are you a shredded wheat?
Barb: Hah. No. I'm a haystack. Hey fellas, who wants to roll around in the hay!?

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Cougar Town Quotes

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules
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