Cougar Town

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Cougar town

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.

(to Grayson) I'm going to be happy with whatever you get me. As long as it's perfect and it shows how much you get me.

Jules: Grayson, do you ever think of your ex wife when you are having sex with me?
Grayson: Thanks Ellie.

Ellie: So Jules, what are we doing?
Jules: Besides cake and wine, I got nothing.

Jules: Hi Barb, what are you a shredded wheat?
Barb: Hah. No. I'm a haystack. Hey fellas, who wants to roll around in the hay!?

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Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

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