It's Friday working stiffs. Three two one...happy weekend!

Ah! Big Carl! You can almost fix everything.

(to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.