You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.

Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.

He's a group exploder. It's a gift.

You're the kiss master.

Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!

Tom: They made my garden gnomes gay.
Jules: Actually, that was me Tom.

Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!

Did you turn Officer Pumpkin Head around and blow his cover?

Travis: We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.
Jules: Get the shades.

Jules: Oh Trav, honey, you look so tired. If you're gonna drive back to school tonight, you're gonna have to drink a lot of caffeine. I'll give you some sleeping pills to bring you down.
Travis: As much as I appreciate the completely unhealthy advice I'm almost 20, no need to worry about me.
Jules: Okay, I'll stop.

Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.

Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Take OFF the mom goggles!

Laurie