Jules Cobb Quotes
You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.
Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.
He's a group exploder. It's a gift.
You're the kiss master.
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!
Tom: They made my garden gnomes gay.
Jules: Actually, that was me Tom.
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!
Did you turn Officer Pumpkin Head around and blow his cover?
Travis: We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.
Jules: Get the shades.
Jules: Oh Trav, honey, you look so tired. If you're gonna drive back to school tonight, you're gonna have to drink a lot of caffeine. I'll give you some sleeping pills to bring you down.
Travis: As much as I appreciate the completely unhealthy advice I'm almost 20, no need to worry about me.
Jules: Okay, I'll stop.
Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.
Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.