Jules Cobb Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 8: "Ways To Be Wicked"
Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: No one gets any wine until they say something nice about Ellie.
Laurie: I'm going to a bar.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 7: "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
Ellie: You're not crazy about the ditzy, trashy, fake blonde, fake tan, fake boobs, club skank you one-night standed to make that baby.
Jules: She says it better.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Mother of God I gotta drink!
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Ellie, I had to titi in the yard.
Ellie: Why wouldn't you just go in the shower?
Jules: Gross.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "Something Big"
Jules: You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "A One Story Town"
Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: He's a group exploder. It's a gift.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: You're the kiss master.
• Rating: Unrated
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