Kyle Broflovski Quotes (Page 2)
Season 16, Episode 5: "Butterballs"
Kyle: Just be careful you don't end up naked and jackin' it in San Diego.
Stan: What the hell does that mean?
• Rating: Unrated
Kyle: You're gonna stop bullying. With Cartman singing about his vagina.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 3: "Faith Hilling"
Kyle: How can we be passé, we're only in 4th grade.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 15, Episode 2: "Funnybot"
Kyle: Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 14, Episode 9: "It's a Jersey Thing"
Stan: What's a muff cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 7: "Crippled Summer"
Kyle: Over the past few months, I have watched you go from an ancillary character with a few amusing catch phrased to a dried out spooge rag covered in the jizz of a thousand older men.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 14, Episode 4: "You Have 0 Friends"
Kyle: I could really use a friend right now.
Stan: Okay dude, I'm here for you.
Kyle: Okay, then get on Facebook and fertilize my crops.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 1: "Sexual Healing"
Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "Kenny Dies"
Nurse: Hey, look who's here.
Kenny: Stan??
Woman: Hello, Kenny, I'm Laura Jones.
Bob: We're with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Ms. McCormick: Oh, Kenny isn't that nice?
Kenny: The Make-A-Wish Foundation?
Laura: We travel the country giving special little boys and girls like you their biggest wish.
Kyle: Neat, huh Kenny?
Kenny: Yes.
Laura: So Kenny, if you could have ONE wish, what would it be?
Bob: What's your wish, pal?
Kenny: I guess the only thing I wish is to not die.
Laura: What did he say?
Kyle: He said his wish is not to die.
Laura: Okay, and, what if you're gonna have two wishes. What would the second one be?
Bob: I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?
(Kenny says something)
Bob: W-what was that?
Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f*** herself.
Madonna: Should I come in now?
Bob: Uh, no not quite yet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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