Larry David Quotes (Page 10)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Wandering Bear"
Larry: I waved to a guy in a Prius and he didn't wave back.
Jeff: I don't wave to people in the same car as me.
Larry: We're Prius drivers; we're a special breed.
• Rating: Unrated
Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the f**k your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: How long do you think I'd want to do that for?
Jeff: I don't know? All night long, I would assume.
Larry: It gets boring, come on.
Jeff: F**king's boring?!
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: (on Antoinette) Her boyfriend broke up with her, and frankly, I'd like to do the same.
Jeff: Why don't you fire her?
Larry: I can't.
Jeff: Why not?
Larry: Because she knows everything about me. She knows my dietary habits. She knows all about my web of lies and bulls**t and deceit.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Surrogate"
Betty Dusenberry: This is from the Davids. Oh, a doll.
Larry: It's a mulatto.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: (to doctor) What have you been doing, stealing your magazine collection from garbage cans? I have never seen such a collection of s**t in my life. They're all four years old, those things.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: (goading Wanda) I need a black man to get my car! Is there a black man in the area who wants to take my valet ticket?
• Rating: Unrated
Masasa: We don't really use "mulatto" anymore.
Larry: I was wondering about that, if that was a bad one.
Masasa: Yeah, it's a bit outdated. But if we all keep f**king each other, then we're all gonna be the same race sooner or later anyways.
Larry: Let's pray for that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wanda: Do you think a black man would want that piece of s**t?
Larry: "Piece of s**t?" How dare you?
Wanda: That's a little toy car. No black man don't want a toy car.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "The Car Pool Lane"
Monena: Hey daddy, you wanna date with momma?
Larry: (sees empty HOV lane) Get in the car.
• Rating: Unrated
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