Larry David Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 6: "The Car Pool Lane"
Larry: (to country club interviewers) If you're ever looking for a good blow job at a reasonable rate, she's your gal.
• Rating: Unrated
Marty: I gotta pick up someone at the airport, and I know it's on the way. Can you give me a lift, please?
Larry: Why don't you ask your father to help jump start the car? (to empty passenger seat) Hey Leo, why don't you give him a push?!
• Rating: Unrated
Monena: You bought me one little raggedy-ass hot dog!
Larry: Yeah, which you proceded to blow!
• Rating: Unrated
Monena: I can give four blow jobs an hour.
Larry: Four blow jobs an hour?
Monena: Oh yes, I'm good.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Dealer: $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go f**k yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves.
• Rating: Unrated
Attorney: Is there any reason you can think of that you would not be able to decide this case in a fair an impartial manner?
Larry: I don't know that I could, Mr. Condan, given that the defendant is a negro.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: I don't quite have enough cash to pay you tonight. But I'm, you know, I'm totally good. I'll pay you tomorrow. I'll come to your house--
Monena: Tomorrow? This ain't motherf**king p***y on layaway!
• Rating: Unrated
Drug Dealer: OK, now walk away!
Larry: Any particular direction?
Drug Dealer: Just walk!
Larry: OK.
(he walks away)
Drug Dealer: Jesus Christ.
(Larry comes back and walks by him the opposite direction)
Larry: I actually have to go this way.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "The 5 Wood"
Larry: I thought he had the "good" Hodgkins.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hygienist: You remind me of my college history teacher.
Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?
• Rating: Unrated
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