Larry David Quotes (Page 7)
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Safe House"
Stella: It sounds like you appreciate the art form.
Larry: Well I appreciate naked women.
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Larry: You called me old? You're two days older than I am.
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Funkhouser: We ought to do this more often.
Larry: Come to disgusting strip clubs?
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Larry: The dog without the bag, it's incomplete. It's a marriage.
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Richard: A lot of people call me who are suicidal.
Larry: I don't think you'd be my suicide call.
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Season 8, Episode 1: "The Divorce"
Cheryl: Larry, what is in your nose?
Larry: It's a tampon.
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Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
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Larry: I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
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Larry: First of all, I commend you on the demographics. A Black, an Asian, and are you a Jew per chance?
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Larry: Why don't you get a divorce?
Funkhouser: I'm too lazy.
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