Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Laurie Keller Quotes
Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!
Laurie: I'm gonna say something now that Meredith Baxter Birney has said in every TV movie I have ever seen: "I...will not give up on that boy."
Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.
I'm gonna have to throw my "too creepy" flag!
What I really meant was lose my number, Frodo.
Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.
Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]
Stupid Canadian kids and their holes!
Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.
Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.
