The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXLisa Simpson Quotes
Lisa: Show's over, let's go.
Homer: What's your hurry?
Lisa: Well, some of my report, um, wasn't thoroughly fact checked.
Homer: (Laughs) My little girl's just like CBS News.
Homer: You know, my great-great grandmother was an Indian. I guess I should've mentioned that before, huh?
Lisa: Yes, you should have!
Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)
Ooh, an institute!
Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
Bart: What about Brazil?
Lisa: After Brazil.
Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse!
(Lisa gasps)
Fisherman: Yeah that's right! I know about Milhouse.
Marge: Homer!
Lisa: Bart!
INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!
Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
Nelson: Bart where are you going? I saved you a seat, best friend.
Lisa: Ha-ha!
Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
Lisa: Go ahead, I don't think I'd be very good company.
Homer: Thanks for the heads up, we'll see you when we see you!
Lisa: You're a heartless jerk!
Moe: Where did that come from? Oh, right, my actions.
