Lisa Simpson Quotes (Page 6)
Season 21, Episode 14: "Postcards from the Wedge"
Lisa: Now what are you up to?
Bart: Whatever happened to "hi?"
Lisa: Hi. Now what are you up to?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 13: "The Color Yellow"
Lisa: We're 1/64 black!
Bart: So that's why I'm so cool.
Lisa: And that's why my jazz is so smooth.
Homer: And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Lisa [reading Eliza's diary]: A week ago, I had no idea of what the future would bring, which I guess is true of everyone all the time
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Our family was on the underground railroad.
Bart: We ran a subway station?
Lisa: No, the underground railroad was a bunch of people that helped slaves escape to Canada. There were no actual trains and it wasn't underground.
Bart: Then they should have called it the "above ground normal road."
Homer: Good point, Bart.
Lisa: I never thought of that before.
Marge: Very good, Bart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 12: "Boy Meets Curl"
Lisa: I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: A dime? What do you think I am, a payphone from 1980?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 9: "Thursdays with Abie"
Lisa: Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!
Chief Wiggum: I'm strictly an above the ground policeman, what you need is the sewer cops.
Lisa: Fine, what's the number?
Chief Wiggum: Lisa, you're old enough now that I can tell you the truth. There's no such thing as sewer cops. It's just something we tell the kids to feel safe.
Lisa: What about Bart?
Chief Wiggum: Well if you miss him, you can yell into a toilet.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Slimu looks kind of uncomfortable.
Homer: Wouldn't you if you were a salt water fish in a fresh water aquarium?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 8: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
Apu: Lisa, how do you like sharing a bathroom with two brothers?
Lisa: Two brothers? Bart, who is this kid?
Bart: He's an orphan, he's like Annie except he's a dude and he hates tomorrow.
Charlie: I hate it so much.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Oh my god, I want a brother.
Lisa: You can have mine, but he's kind of an idiot.
• Rating: Unrated
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