Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 10)
Season 5, Episode 1: "The Fabian Strategy"
Liz: You sound weird... do you have a beard?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...
Liz: Sandwiches?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz (wakes up): No Tom Jones, no!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 22: "I Do Do"
Liz: I hate people too.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.
• Rating: Unrated
Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: No, he's just a groomsman ... and a Somali pirate. Careful!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: You can't force the fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that won't take because your skin is too oily.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Yes, I wrote that! I write all the Fart Doctors!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I know. People wear flip flops to church, and the NBA tattoo situation is out of control.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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