Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.

Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.

Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child.

Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism.

I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.

Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.

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