Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 8)
Season 5, Episode 7: "Brooklyn Without Limits"
Liz: I trust award shows...they tell me how much to care about different dead people.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Their from Brooklyn Without Limits. It's this very cool store with locations in Gay Town, White Harlem, and the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "Gentleman's Intermission"
Liz: Albino ninja!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 5: "Reaganing"
Liz: I'll try, but if I couldn't get it done in Vegas after a Penn & Teller show, I don't know how it's gonna happen here.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: We are lovers.
Liz: Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'm the one with the performance problem. I freaked out and my junk closed for business. It's like Fort Knox down there.
Driver: I'm just going to raise the barrier if that's okie dokie with everyone.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I just need to see him and I can't get a cab because Greece is playing Pakistan in soccer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "Live Show"
Liz: Your lizard cannot be the music guest on the show.
Tracy: Of course not! His album doesnt drop until December!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: No breaking. Promise?
Tracy: I promise. I swear on my mother's grape.
Liz: Did you say grave or grape?
Tracy: Yes. Goodbye.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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