Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 8)
Season 6, Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"
Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Liz: You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I won! Nobody beats the Liz!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"
Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Man, do my feet hurt in heels sometimes...and other things women talk about.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I wish my first roommate hadn't died of old age!
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: What were you even doing at that bachelor party?
Liz: Derek thought I was a guy and I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three"
Criss: You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes.
Liz: If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!
Total Quotes: 400
