I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.

Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child.

Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism.

I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.

Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.

Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.

Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.

Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?

This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on Ebay.

30 Rock Quotes

Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.

Liz

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.