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Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 7)

Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"

Liz: I've never seen her this upset since Hurricane Katrina. The coverage pre-empted a tampon commercial she was in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz [to Avery]: I was going to bring dessert tomorrow, so are there any foods that are making you nauseous lately? Please don't say a half sleeve of Oreos.
• Rating: Unrated

Pete: Ever since Tracy got nominated for a Golden Globe, he thinks he's Sean Penn.
Liz: Well they both have had screaming fights with Wyclef Jean.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: It's my new thing, travel on Christmas Day. That way I avoid the annual Lemon family blow up, and this year it's going to be a doozy. My aunt Linda is bringing her new boyfriend who is neither her age nor her race, and her ex-husband will also be there with his date...alcoholism. I swoop in the next day for presents and pie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 9: "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish"

Liz: Anyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jenna: Marriage is like death. You still into a routine. You lose all the spark.
Liz: I don't know. I always thought the whole point of being with someone for a long time is to get to the comfortable routine part.
Jenna: No. Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 8: "College"

Jack: Lemon that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
Liz: Really? What about three years ago when I said there should be more tv shows about cake?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0