Lois Griffin Quotes (Page 3)
Season 9, Episode 13: "Trading Places"
Lois: Oh my god! I think Chris is having a heart attack!
Peter: We're not supposed to leave the table!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: Chris, have you been drinking?
Chris: Yes, have you been aging?
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: No, no, Peter, you're still you; you're just a teenager, you're not switching genders.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 11: "German Guy"
Lois: I'm pretty sure our washer machine is pregnant! I'm not even sure how that's scientifically possible!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 9: "And I'm Joyce Kinney"
Tina Fey: I'm better than Jesus!
Lois: Yes, Tina Fey, you're better than Jesus.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Lois: Who did Jesus hang around? Mary Magdalene. Who was she? A
prostitute. Which means if they had cameras back then, I bet she
would've done a porno.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Lois: I think there was actually more wind back then.
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: Oh my god! I thought we were friends! The kind of really good
friends that communicate with each other poorly through Facebook!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: No, you're a lady bigshot... like Miss Piggy!
• Rating: Unrated
Lois [as Stewie aims a blaster at her]: Well, let me just say, it's
nice to be standing here with no one trying to murder me.
Stewie: Yea, no you're fine...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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