Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 11)
Season 5, Episode 16: "Hooked"
Marshall: You "right now-ed" Scooter?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "Rabbit or Duck"
Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Perfect Week"
Marshall: You smeared the Pu name.
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 13: "Jenkins"
Marshall: First of all, come on buddy, you can't handle the fudge.
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: Dude you are so the reacher, you are getting her a horse.
Marshall: What?
Robin: Take the hint, take the hint.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: And there's about to be one more story - I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Ted: Wait you want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins - you name it. I wanna wear Jenkins like a sock.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: It happened! Do you have any...split pea left?
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since Law School.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Girls Vs. Suits"
Marshall: Hey I'm not gay, but I'm gay for you.
• Rating: Unrated
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