Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 15)
Season 4, Episode 21: "The Three Days Rule"
Barney: Nice! Girls whose names end in LY are always dirty: Holly, Kelly, Karly... Lily.
Marshall: Hey! Oh, yeah, I know it's true
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 20: "Mosbius Designs"
Marshall: Hey food guy! Toy guy! [about guy dressed as ninja]: who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here... I think we should leave the building
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Murtaugh"
Marshall [to basketball ref]: There's a Teen wolf! On the court! That can't be legal!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "Old King Clancy"
Ted: What is an ETR?
Barney: It's an Employee Transition Room.
Ted: What does that mean?
Barney: Well, it's a space where a supervisor and an employee engage in a knowledge transfer about an impending vocational paradigm shift.
Marshal: People get fired here
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Lily [about Canadian sex acts]: How do you know all these?
Barney: Canadiansexacts.org. It's bookmarked on the top right.
Marshal: Dot org?
Barney: Yeah, it's not for profit. They really just want to get the information out there
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: If I could nail any celebrity, it'd be Lily. She's the star of my heart.
Lily: For me, it would be Hugh Jackman
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "The Front Porch"
Marshall: Ted, Karen's a douche.
Ted: Wow, thanks for sugar-coating it.
Marshall: "Douche" is sugar-coating it
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: So you're this comfy every night and Lily still has sex with you?
Marshall: Yeah, that's what marriage is all about, man. Unconditional love. You can wear whatever you want and still get laid
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Sorry, Bro"
Ted: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, supervolcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry hump
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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