Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 6)
Season 7, Episode 4: "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
Marshall: It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Ducky Tie"
Marshall: Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Let the dinnertainment begin!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "The Naked Truth"
Marshall: Bow down to Beercules!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Ted: I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Whoa did someone say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me, Beercules!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: I did it again!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Best Man"
Marshall: There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness. Look at this little bastard.
Lily: This sonofabitch has knee dimples! Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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