Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 7)
Season 6, Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"
Marshall: Baby these satin sheets are slippery. Papa needs traction.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 4: "Subway Wars"
Marshall: Come on, Spice Channel!
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Eriksen men are hella fertile.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Machines are overrated and someone needs to take them down a peg.
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 3: "Unfinished"
Marshall: You cant let fear steal your funk. That is good, there's a song in there. Excuse me.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 2: "Cleaning House"
Marshall: Can't we just let the guy be black for a day?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: No Santa needs protein.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Then there's the most popular parental lie in history: Santa.
Marshall: But that's a good lie. Like when we tell Ted he'll meet the right girl and settle down.
• Rating: Unrated
James: When is the last time you saw a diaper poking out of a Dolce and Gabbana suit?
Marshall: Tuesday at work, some of the senior partners are really getting up there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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