Family Guy

Meg Griffin Quotes

Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois: Look who the bleep is talking!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: Chris, look at what you did!
Chris: You mean look at what two black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike...
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: Hey Meg! I'm going to jump that fire hydrant!
Meg: Chris don't! You're going to wreck Dad's bike!
Chris: Too late! I already narrowed my eyes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: We haven't made love in two weeks!
Joe: We haven't made love ever!
 • Rating: Unrated

Meg: Sometimes, it's really hard being me. So I guess I just make "meganaid."
Joe: That sounds disgusting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg [to Chris]: Yea Griffin! Your mom's gross and nasty!
Chris to Meg: Yea suck it! You're a whore daughter!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: I bet you don't even know what [Obama's] first name is!
Chris: I don't know... Mike?
 • Rating: Unrated

Meg: It's not something you learn, it's something that's inside of you, like the ability to choose to be gay.
Chris: I don't think they choose that...
Meg: Oh trust me, they choose that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Connie opens closet door revealing Chris and Meg making out, the stop look out outside, and at each other.)
Meg: Chris?
Chris: Meg?
(they both back away from each other, screaming.)
Meg: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Chris: TRYING GRAB SOME BOOBS!
Meg: FROM YOUR SISTER?
Chris: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Meg: WELL, WHO DID THINK IT WAS?
Chris: SOME BITCH, WHO CARES!
Meg: UHH...OH MY GOD! AND WE DID SO MUCH!
Chris: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Meg WE'RE DISGUSTING! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!
(Bill Chilton, comes in in his tights)
Bill Chilton: Ahh.. maybe I can get on this.
 • Rating: Unrated

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