Meg: Dad, sometimes I wonder why you even had a family.
Peter: I don't know...I was dating your mother, I don't like the way condoms feel, next thing you know, I got a mortgage, a kid, and a crappy job at a toy factory.

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Family Guy Season 12 Episode 19 Quotes

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Bonnie: You don't smell good, Joe.
Joe: I'm sorry, I thought I was alone.