Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 12)
Season 2, Episode 6: "Death is a Bitch"
Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well, that would just leave England
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: I'm so worried about your father.
Chris: You mean because he's a borderline alcoholic?
Lois: No. Mommy's made peace with that.
Chris: Oh, cause he's got a lump on his booby!
Lois: Chris, that's a terrible word! "Booby."
Meg: Mom, Debbie Miller's dad had a lump on his breast, and he turned out okay.
Lois: Really? Who's Debbie Miller?
Meg: A girl I just made up
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Love Thy Trophy"
Old Lady: What a precious little boy.
Meg: That's my ..uh, uh.. son.
Old Lady: Your son? But you're just a baby yourself. Henry, give the little skank a nice tip
• Rating: Unrated
Peter [about a handbag]: Oh I love you sweety. What are they like 10 bucks?
Meg: More like eleven...hundred.
Peter: Heh, you wished I loved you that much
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Holy Crap"
Meg: There's no factory?
Stewie: Ha! Very good, fat man! We follow the Pied Piper of Hamsteak to the Gates of Oblivion, and look what it's brought us! We're finished! We're done! Game over, man! Game over!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
Meg: There is no way that I'm sleeping in Chris' room this weekend; it smells like old milk in there!
Chris: Hey, if I could find it, I'd clean it up!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 7: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
Meg: Chris, you're hogging up all the fans.
Chris: Well, you're hogging up all the... ugly!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Sometimes we all need a second chance. Sometimes we all need to forgive!
Chris: I stole ten dollars from Meg's room.
Meg: I stole ten dollars from mom's purse.
Lois: I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: Ugh, it' so hot out there.
Griffins: How hot is it?
Meg: I don't know. Like around 98, 99.
Peter: I don't get it
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: You there, child woman. I'll give you a shiny new dime if you roll me into the nearest lake.
Meg: Let me see if I can find you a juice box 'kay.
Stewie: Yes, get the lead out pudgy
• Rating: Unrated
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