Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Miranda Bailey Quotes
"Besides, if I'm not going home, nobody's going home!" [walking away, shaking her head] "Ten years of marriage and I don't even get to finish my lobster!"
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Everybody's a liar."
PRESTON: "Dr. Grey, is that a dog?"
MEREDITH: [holding dog by the leash] "No."
MIRANDA: "Tell me that is not a dog."
ALEX: "It's not a dog."
DEREK: "Dr. Bailey, what's wrong?"
MIRANDA: "I went and had a baby, that's what's wrong. Now you don't see my name anywhere on that board. I stopped being a doctor and started being a mother!"
MIRANDA: "I will NOT be mommytracked, you understand?"
DEREK: "I need an intern."
MIRANDA: "Well, you're getting me. I'm not gonna be mommytracked!"
"You three -- how about you brush up on how not to embarrass me in front of the Attendings, or I'll see to it that your hearts stop beating. We clear?"
MIRANDA: [steps in front of Derek] "No. Turn around and walk away."
DEREK: "From what?"
MIRANDA: "From my intern!"
DEREK: "No, I wasn’t going-"
MIRANDA: "Yes you were. Come on. You can’t do this. You don’t have the right. Not anymore."
DEREK: "I just want to find out if she's okay."
MIRANDA: "She's not. She's a human traffic accident, and everybody's slowing down to look at the wreckage. She's doing the best she can with what she has left, and I know you can't see this, 'cause you're in it, but you can't help her now! You'll only make it worse. So walk away. Go!"
[shakes her head] "Pissing off the nurses. Stupid move."
[to Cristina] "Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
RICHARD: [looking at the board] "Anxiety attacks, aneurysms, and ulcers."
MIRANDA: "Must be December."
"When you operate, the rest of the world goes away. No thirst, pain... but it's not that way when you're sharing your body with another person."
MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."
"Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
