Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'
Mitchell: Who signed an agreement for a sixteen year health club membership?
Cameron: You have to spend money to save money.
What did Oprah do now
I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad.
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
You're so gay you can't even think of real girls names.
This could be my 'going bald' scare all over again.
I once saw a picture of myself at a friend's poetry slam, and all you could see were the whites of my eyes.
Cam: She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: You know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
You did one production of Godspell in a barn. You're barn folk!
Mitchell: She wants us to buy Lily a Blackberry.
Cam: She doesn't have the dexterity for that!
Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.