Mitchell Pritchett Quotes (Page 11)
Season 1, Episode 13: "Fifteen Percent"
Mitchell: My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell [on burning flowers and Cameron]: Look at that: two things flaming at once.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 12: "Not In My House"
Mitchell [on the gardener]: He's like Batman, but straight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 11: "Up All Night"
Mitchell: She can't grow up with one huggy, happy cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad because... guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "Undeck the Halls"
Mitchell: Still keeping traditions alive, huh?
Jay: Someone has to. I got two Colombians as home trying to turn Christmas into Cinco de Mayo.
Mitchell: You know that's Mexican right?
Jay: Ahh. Burrito, burr-righto.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cameron: It's Christmas eve, you can't spend it in your car.
Santa Scott: That's really nice of you guys. Can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
Cameron: We're good.
Mitchell: So why don't you follow us to our house?
Cameron: In your house.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Fizbo"
Cameron: If I wasn't in school or fishing, I was clowning. There are four types of clowns: a tramp, Auguste, a whiteface, and a character. I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.
Mitchell: Between the clowning and the fishing, I'm surprised you had time for the schooling. Aww, there's the fifth type, the sad clown.
Cameron: A sad clown is a tramp.. so there's still only four types.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Mitchell: I got Luke a video game, but it's about math. So, I guess we're those kind of uncles.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Great Expectations"
Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 7: "En Garde"
Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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