Modern Family

Mitchell Pritchett Quotes (Page 9)

Mitchell: Cameron's moment went on for a really, really long time. Turns out I could've run to the party and made it back for the end of his moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: What's up with the big sweater at a concert? Some sort of gay thing?
Mitchell: No, it's from this apres-ski party and... yes, it's some sort of gay thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: I'm going to have to go talk it over with my bull in a china shop.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Cameron: I was nervous. There was a lot of different food on the menu, and on the floor and on the wall.
Mitchell: Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?
Cameron: Were you there, Mitchell? Because I think I would have recognized the only other white or gay person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cameron [about him and Gloria]: On paper we should be good friends, one spicy curvy diva.
Mitchell: And Gloria.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: He's the suckiest suck of all time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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