Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Cameron: Wham Bam thank you Cam.
Mitchell: Seriously you got her number.
Cameron: Sure did and all my shirts should be ironed and the seams should appear straight, just like their owner.
Cam has this theory that if he were straight and Julia Roberts were single, they would be dating.
Claire: Alright ladies. Go home, roll up your hair and clap off the lights because this guy, who I just met, is gonna show me a good time.
Mitchell: If he was straight this would be just like high school.
I don't know about you but I've got about five minutes of fabulous left.
Fine I'll see you in jail! It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.
For the record, I am not a neat freak. In fact in my first long term relationship I was the messy one, which is why she broke up with me...well...
Let's face it a well fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability; now deprive him of food and stage by stage it's a slow descent into madness.
You know I'm gonna check the lease, but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab.
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
There are very few parenting issues where I come out on top. I'm distant, I work too much, my french braiding is sloppy. Finally something that's not my fault!
I realized if I was gonna raise a boy, I was gonna have to butch up my life. I wanted to be able to teach all the things to my son that my dad taught... Claire.
Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!