Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.
I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself in a dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.
I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.
We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.
Mitchell: Suck it Nancy!
Pepper: I was just trying to help.
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.
Cam: Are you excited for your big sleepover with your cousins?
Lily: Who's watching me?
Lily: I'm serious.
Lily: Okay let's go.
How're you gonna cheerlead your way out of this one Buffy?
Cam: I'm a doer and an action taker. Sean Penn would play me in a movie about this. Or Anne Hathaway if they wanted a female driven vehicle.
Mitchell: And who would play your long suffering partner?
Cam: Julianne Moore either way.
Mitchell: I would totally see that. I would.