Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
C'mon does Gloria really look like the kind of woman who would run a brothel? Yeah I better go with her.
Cam: You know what we don't have in this family? Two supportive loving fathers.
Mitchell: I'm just saying she's five.
Cam: And you never let her forget it.
Cam: Well obviously the tooth fairy made a mistake.
Mitchell: Maybe it's cause the tooth fairy had a little too much chardonnay last night.
Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.
I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself in a dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.
I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.
We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.
Mitchell: Suck it Nancy!
Pepper: I was just trying to help.
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.