Mitchell Pritchett Quotes (Page 8)
Season 2, Episode 3: "Earthquake"
Mitchell: You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: If we're found dressed like this, it won't look good for the gays.
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: He's managed to make a gay couple hate brunch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "The Kiss"
Mitchell: Nobody kisses at a bowling alley!
Cam: I almost got a turkey!
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Old Wagon"
Mitchell: Don't carry me out this time, I think it sends the wrong message to Lily.
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: I know I'm not the handiest guy, but I'm still a man and I want to be able to look out into my yard and say, 'There's a little bit of me in that princess castle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?
Cameron: I don't think workmen really call them outfits.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 23: "Hawaii"
Mitchell: Why did you dress her in jungle print?
Cam: Because I thought it would be cute!
Mitchell: She's going to think she's back in Vietnam!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Mitchell: Sweet Lady Gaga... that is good.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Airport"
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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