Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Cam: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I'm not proud of it.
Mitchell: You're kinda proud of it, you work it into a lot of conversations.
Hey Cam, I heard a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.
So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.
Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.
How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?
You can't get fired from a favor!
I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.
Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.
Knock it off old man!
Mitchell: I know how important winning is to Claire.
Cam: And I love to festoon things.
Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.