Mr. Burns Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 7: "Marge Gets a Job"
Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror III"
Mr. Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Marge: Am I going too?
Mr. Burns: Of course! We can't go without the bait...-thing beauty, the...bathing beauty. Ah, I covered that up nicely.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Burns: Smithers, this is a golden opportunity. If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway. Dead, we can sell monkey stew to the army!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "Dog of Death"
Mr. Burns: What makes a man endanger his job, and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?
• Rating: Unrated
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense, dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers, if I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Umm...if you did it, sir?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Burns: Well neighbor, I see you've got your running shoes on, that's a good thing!....Smithers, release the hounds.
(Flanders runs and screams like a litle girl)
• Rating: Unrated
Smithers: Wanna buy some cookies, wanna buy some cookies?
(Santa's Little Helper runs up to Smithers and greets him)
Burns: If that were a real girl scout, I would have been bothered by now!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "Homer at the Bat"
Burns: You, Strawberry, hit a home run.
Strawberry: Okay, skip.
(hits a home run)
Burns: Ha-ha! I told him to do that.
Smithers: Brilliant strategy sir.
• Rating: Unrated
Burns: It's a brain and nerve tonic, full of proteins and electromagnetic juices.
Griffey: (takes a sip) Wow! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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