The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Ned Flanders Quotes
Ned: Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
Homer: Can't talk, robbed, go Hell.
Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.
Did a volcano erupt in candy land, because I just caught me a flying red hot.
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!
Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus
SPORTS stands for Strick Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports
Reverend Lovejoy: God has never given up on anyone
Ned: What about Sodom and Gomorrah?
Reverend Lovejoy: He lovingly destroyed them.
Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Flanders: (chuckles) Well boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart: Religion?
Milhouse: Learning?
Nelson: Let's get out of here!
Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
Ned: Well sir, now we'll have an open marriage.
Edna: Um, you do know what that means?
Ned: No, but I"m sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
Ned: (inner child) Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!
Homer: (inner child) Food goes in here! (talking) It sure does.
Moe: (inner child) Hey, Moe, what's-a-matter? You no talka with you accent no more. (talking) Mama Mia!
Ned: Come on Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting.
Smithers: What's this about a fisting?
