Favorite Nico Reilly Quotes
Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
Wendy: Show me the upper outer quadrant of your buttock
Nico: Talk about words I never thought I'd hear you say
Doesn't Thanksgiving already come with a theme? It's like hanging a hat on a hat
Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?
Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?
Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar
Nico: ...and the feinting won't happen again. My ovaries are overstimulated, but my medications have since been adjusted and I'm good
Griffin: So even your ovaries are overachievers?
Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me
Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish
Griffin: I've always liked rules, structure, I like things clear. All my life people are always telling me I should have joined the military
Nico: Why didn't you?
Griffin: I like the rules, not the guns
Nico: Agreed
Griffin: Look at you already back to work
Nico: Well, the holidays are over
Griffin: Mmm, they don't have to be
Nico: Has enough time for me passed to wear something other than black?
Wendy: Well if it's solid yes, if it's print, no. Wear navy. Navy's good. It says I'm getting on my feet and it's still solid.
Nico: Can't I just wear a sign, I don't know how to do this.
