Favorite Nico Reilly Quotes
[Georgi] was supposed to be their lottery ticket. I was supposed to stay at home, marry a Greek man, make Greek babies and moussaka
Wendy: ...and I have to admit I needed the attention
Nico: You should have called us, we wouldn't kissed you
Victory: Unless you want us to
Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?
Wendy [to Joe]: You should have come to me first, I've been married th e longest
Nico: You got engaged with a plastic ring from a Coney Island vending machine
Wendy: It's romantic
Nico: Only because the claw didn't pick up a troll doll
Wendy: What went down with mother Atwood?
Nico: I wouldn't call her that
Victory: What would you call her?
Nico: Sis?
Victory: What's that mean?
Nico: I dunno, it's weird. There is something. She and I are very... not so different. If we were both in a police lineup I could do time for her crime
Victory: Do we get to meet slash judge your evil twin?
Nico: She's not evil, she's nice.. there's just...
Wendy: If she's nice why are you looking for problems?
Wendy: You call Joe again
Nico: Again? I am one call away from a restraining order.
Wendy: Again
It's not high school, I can't just quit cheerleading because you don't like the captain
Victory: I don't deserve to be pampered, I need to be horse whipped
Nico: That might cost extra
Wendy: I'll cover the tip
We're not boarding the orient express, we're spending 72 hours in the sticks
Wendy: What's with the credit card?
Nico: I'm using it to cut the chocolate
Victory: What, are we gonna snort it?
Griffin: Wake up Nico, magazines are going to be collectors items
Nico: Then I'm going to have a very profitable career on ebay
