Favorite Nico Reilly Quotes
Why don't you all sue me? Let's get the bus boy and make it a class action.
Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain
Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.
Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.
Nico: Breathe.
Victory: I can't. I feel like someone botoxed my entire body.
Nico: You're freaking out
Wendy: No I'm not, I'm budha on the mountain
Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.
Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck
Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?
Dalhia: I know what you're thinking, how does increasing your pleasure do wonders for him?
Nico: I'm thinking I don't even know your name.
He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!
Dimitri: Sorry about Charles.
Nico: I got your note. He finally did something you approved of, he died.
