Nico: I haven't felt this alone since I was married
Wendy: You might not want to share that thought at the engagement party

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.

I hate it when you call it "that magazine" as if it's infectious.

When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.

it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.

You are not a loser. You are an extraordinary person. You are funny. You are scary smart and intense and gorgeous and larger than life. You deserve to be loved because of those things not in spite of them.

Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.

[about Joe Bennett]
Nico: Are you required to use his full name in bed?
Victory: [no response]
Nico: Oh my god, she had to think about it.

I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?

Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.

It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!

It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.

Nico

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.